May I have your attention please? I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To live happily ever after (to live happily ever after)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my bottom (come take my bottom)
We'll walk through Wales together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm

His elbows are soft, elbows rough, arms are moist
There's food on his dungarees already, buddy's cornflakes
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to live happily ever after,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,

And I am, highly strung
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, highly strung
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

You better shake some bootie
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to live happily ever after
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better shake some bootie
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to live happily ever after
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

So lets go back
Follow the trail of breadcrumbs as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through Wales
I once used to call home sweet home

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the park now

And when I'm gone, just live happily ever after, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my soft elbows
Just know that I'm looking down on you walking
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just shake some bootie

And when he's gone, just live happily ever after, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his rough elbows
Just know that he's looking down on you smoking
And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just shake some bootie in your dungarees.