MEET TINY TIM people say this is the song.
I had a little turtle, his name was Tiny Tim.
I put him in the bathtub, to see if he could swim.
He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap.
And now he's sick in bed, with bubbles in his throat!
(Hiccup!)
(OR Bb! - blow a raspberry)

But This Is the Song.

I Have a TINY turtle
His Name Is TINY Tim
I Put Him in THe Water
To see If he Could Swim
He Drank UP All the water
He ATE all The soap
And then i Cut his bleep off
so He couldnt Elop

Why? Just because...