It's latin, can someone translate?

It says: Once two thieves were hurrying to the house. A merchant was living in the house. the merchant was an old man a miser. The miser had lots of money. After they entered the house, the thieves looked around the atrium. ‘A miser, Said the thief, is alone. The miser has no slave. The miser shouted and fiercely fought, but the thieves easily overpowered the old man. ‘WHERES the money asked the thief. A faithful slave is guarding the money in the bedroom’, said the old man. ‘You do not have a faithful slave, because you’re a miser, Shouted the thief. Then the thieves made it for the bedroom “I SEEE THE MONEY”, said the thief. The thieves entered the room and examined the money. A huge snake was lying on the money. The thieves got frightened and ran quickly out of the villa, Meanwhile the miser was laughing and praising the snake. “You’re an excellent slave. You never sleep! You always look out for my money”.