Whoever can make me laugh gets free points.

If you don't then you just ruined my day.

The funniest joke according to scientists.

Explanation:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."

Watson: "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."

Holmes: "Watson, you idiot, somebody's stolen our tent!"

can someone translate this for me? it is arabic but it is distorted and altered

‎ك̷͢ا̛͏͞ب̡͘͜و̴͢͠س̶͞ ̶̴ي͘͠أ̨̨͢ت̛́ي̵̛͝

ي̷̕͟ت̢͘͞ع̸͢͟ل̸̴̕ق̕͢͞ ̴͞ا҉͞ل͢͡أ҉̕م͟͝͞҉̢ر͜͏͡ ̷̕̕ع̵́͝ا̧͘͟ل̸͡م̢͠ك̴̀͢ ͡҉م̸̡͘ن́̀͝ ̢ا̷̵͝ل̵̶́ا͜͜ش̛م̸̀͞ئ̴̛͢ز́͠ا̨҉́̕ز̵͞

ل̸̷̀ت̨̡͞غ͘͢͟ي̡͘͘ي̧̛͟ر̢ ̴̛͠،͏̨ ̡͠͏إ̶́ل̴҉͏͝ى̴́͝ ̶̢͟ا̧̡͞ل̀ن̶̡͜ه̶͟҉ا̀ي̶̢͞ة͟͡ ҉، ҉للبد҉ء من

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