so help tell me a joke

Okay this is a meme

Explanation:

Row, Row, Row your boat gently down a clift.

here goes another:

I like the sound you make when you shut up.

Here goes another one:

I'm not saying I hate you but I often catch myself Fantasizing about you being attack by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of lego bricks, near a Justin Bieber concert.

well, if he says unos it is 1, if he says dos, it is 2, if he says tres, it is 3, if he says cuatro, it is 4