Give me an example of a hypothetical statement using "if" and the Imperfect of Subjunctive followed by a conditional "would."
Ex: Si no fuera tan guapo, tú estarías triste.

If I weren't so handsome, you would be sad.

si yo no fuera tan naco no te estuviera poniendote en toda la madre

Explanation:

toilet paper: papel higienico

polar bear: oso polar

elephant: elefante

the only thing that makes sense that you couldn't find in a porta-potty, that should be there, would be toilet paper.

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