William
Explanation:
Sancho and Bolsa: Scene 11
SANCHO What do you mean, only some people are dead? Do you bury people who are still
alive?
BOLSA Sancho, be quiet.
GROUNDSKEEPER No, no. I make suits for the, em, clients here, but believe it or not, it's actually a
rare occurrence. Mostly people want to be buried in a suit that they already have. I
only make suits for people who have wasted away or otherwise don't fit any suits
that they have. I don't tell the family that I make the suit, I just make it.
Otherwise, I make suits for Bluebird Department Store.
BOLSA That's very interesting. We have to go now. Nice to meet you.
GROUNDSKEEPER Now wait one second. I usually mind my own business. I know the difference
between my business and your business. But why do you want to find this man?
Why is his business your business?
BOLSA His mother is looking for him.
GROUNDSKEEPER That's her business. But if he hangs around the cemetery, that's our business. Â
SANCHO You know, I'm looking for a nice suit...it's a little hard for me to find one that fits.
Maybe you could make one for me.
BOLSA Shut up!
BOLSA Thank you very much, sir. Have a nice day.
GROUNDSKEEPER Well, thanks for stopping by. I don't get to chat that often with the customers.
Good luck finding William. And give me a call, big fella, if you want that suit or a
job. You can reach me at (205) 748-6391.
SANCHO Let me write that down, (205) 748-6391. Great. Bye.
GROUNDSKEEPER Bye.
BOLSA I can't believe you! I guess your brain is too busy figuring out how to move that
titanic you call a body, and you have nothing left over for thinking!
SANCHO I was thinking. I am thinking. You are not thinking. You talk, you talked and talked
back there, you are talking right now, you probably will be talking five minutes
from now. You'll talk, but you won't listen. You don't listen. You aren't listening
now.
BOLSA I don't understand a word you are saying. I don't listen to you, I didn't listen to
you, I am not listening to you, and I will not be listening to you because you are an
idiot!
SANCHO I am an idiot? Hello! How did that guy know that Morningstar's name is William?
BOLSA What are you saying?
SANCHO You told him we were looking for Mr. Morningstar. You never said William. But when
we left, he said good luck finding William. How would he know William's name,
unless he knows something?
BOLSA You were thinking. You are thinking. What was I thinking! You're right! What will we
do?
SANCHO I don't know. I need to think.
BOLSA This is a change.
SANCHO Shhh...I'm thinking. I've got it.
