What's the best joke you've ever heard?

About when I was bornlol

Explanation:

Some bad jokes only deserve eye rolls and groans. But somehow, these manage to still be funny.

abolish

do away with

unanimous

in complete agreement

secede

separate; break free

inauguration

starting a new position with a formal ceremony.

cooperationist

people who wanted the north to cooperate with the south

surrender

to give up

volunteer

perform a service for free

draft

involuntary service in military

retreat

withdraw; move away from enemy

advisor

expert who gives advice

explanation:

answer; negative punishment;