Did you hear about the antelope who was getting dressed when he was trampled by a herd of buffalo

Yes, I heard of him, his name's Billie. Billie the antelope likes to wear ties as well. As he was putting on his suit to go to work, he noticed he had lost his tie. He soon realized he was sitting on it, so as he got out of where he was sitting and bent down to get it, he saw a huge heard of buffalo. He started to yell "Wait" but the buffalo did not listen. Not only did the buffalo not hear him, but they didn't even speak his language! Unfortunately, when the buffalo finally realized that Billie was trying to warn them to not trample him, the buffalo were to late and accidentally pushed him down to the ground. Three of the buffalo were called Dylan, Sebastian, and Jake. The trio is what you would call "The stupid ones." Why, you ask? Because they simply are. They always do dumb things like eating rocks. So as the others were trying to yield for Billie, the dumb trio accidentally pushed him to the ground. He was soon taken to a hospital, but 2 hours after recovery, Billie suffered from a horrible stroke. Billie's funeral was held at a lovely beach in Miami, all of his friends, family, and the buffalo who killed him were there.

R.I.P Billie, you were a great friend, brother, soldier, and father.

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