if you were to be president, what color would you paint the white house. please explain your answer (this is a gag)

Two technicians are discussing how to test a car's exhaust by holding a small piece of paper within an inch of the tailpipe mouth. technician a says that if the paper is vibrating due to a "puffing" output from the tailpipe, this signals a smoothly running engine. technician b says that if the paper is being drawn toward the tailpipe, this could indicate burned exhaust valves. who is correct? a. technician b b. both technicians a and b c. technician a d. neither technicians a or b

All of these sentences include commonly confused homophones. which sentence is correct? you put too much sugar on your breakfast serial. my father grows vegetables and flours in his garden. will someone me untie the knot in my shoelace? when did the captain set sale on his trip to north america?

Which the following is a common trait in a four year college