Me: Teacher teacher: Yes
me: Would you punish me for something i didnt do?
teacher: Of Course not
me: Ok, I didnt do my homework

*washing hands
*sleeve starts falling down
me: N

*phone falls
*we panic
*friend falls
*we laugh

parents: Clean your room family is coming over!!
me: Oh i wasnt aware that we would be having the gathering in my room!!

*watching a horror movie and thinking- "no dont kill him he's hot!!"