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Two technicians are discussing how to test a car's exhaust by holding a small piece of paper within an inch of the tailpipe mouth. technician a says that if the paper is vibrating due to a "puffing" output from the tailpipe, this signals a smoothly running engine. technician b says that if the paper is being drawn toward the tailpipe, this could indicate burned exhaust valves. who is correct? a. technician b b. both technicians a and b c. technician a d. neither technicians a or b

Which of the following best describes the difference between “autobiography” and “memoir”? a. autobiography is written about the author's own interpretation of events; memoir is a written interpretation of events. b. memoir covers a particular time in the writer’s life or recounts life events around one or two themes; autobiography covers the entire story of the author's life and has multiple themes. c. autobiography covers the entire story of the writer's life and has multiple themes; memoir is a shorter written work with one theme. d. autobiography covers entire story of the writer's life and has multiple themes; memoir is the writer’s random memories about past experiences.

The smokey mountains have over 2,100 miles of rushing mountain streams and rivers that flow through the park. in each mile lives a diverse community of native fish, amphibians, insects, and larvae, some of which are found only in the southern appalachians. park managers and scientific researchers test many factors such as fish populations, the watersheds and water tests to determine a) too many lizards are present b) the water quality of the stream c) rainwater is running into local streams d) if visitors to the park are overstaying their welcome