I feel it I feel it
I feel it
I know what to do
When I'm about to p o o
I go to the p o t t y, pull my u n d e r w e a r down
And I sit and wait
Sit and wait
Sit and wait until the p o o p plops down
When I wipe and wipe
'Til brown leaves town
I put it in the p o t t y and flush it…

ah yes. i do love a good dump