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Anurse is caring for a client who has diabetes mellitus and is taking pioglitazone. the nurse should plan to monitor the client for which of the following adverse effects? a. tinnitus b. insomnia c. fluid retention d. orthostatic hypotension

After an infant sustains head injury from a car crash the following are all diagnostic studies for intracranial pressure except: a. cbc count b. 24-hour urine collection c. coagulation studies d. electrolytes and osmolarity

Sterilization of surgical instruments is a process that renders the items free of: a. spores. b. blood. c. oil d. dirt