America sucks at chess they lost two towers in one go tell me some dark jokes

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uNever break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

Explanation:

So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

Boy “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared”

Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”

Explanation:

idk you know what i mean hahahaha