Imagine that our school has just hired a new principal. Using Jonathan Edwards' sermon as a model, write a modern day speech that this principal might make in front of an audience of students. Imagine that the new principal views all students as potential troublemakers and is addressing our student body in the auditorium, with language designed to intimidate them and frighten students into being good. Use strong & appropriate language Choose a specific "sin" (e. g. skipping class) to focus on Include powerful, emphatic opening & closing statements Incorporate figurative language (e. g. simile, metaphor) Should be about 1 page (take it and run with it!!)