Tell me joke pls must be funny 15 free points

I took two sips of chocy milk and I’m dying ... literally. I’m lactose intolerant as heck so now I’m just laying on my bed . Eating a shoe so I’m like ling ling bout to eat a dog dog

I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

Explanation:

where are the statements?

one of the main reasons was definitely slavery. back in 1861, republican abraham lincoln was elected and ended up being a major influence in the slavery business. slavery greatly affected the texas economy because back in 1845 during the annexation of texas, slaves became a big part of the texas population. many texans that were in favor of the secession influenced groups through party ties.