Everyone should take a second to appreciate their beds..those mfs are comfy. Okay . Goodnight. Btw sleeping tip 101: Sleep with a whole lotta stuffed animals and 2 big blankets and 2 small pillows and 2 regular pillows and the sound of a fan or rain running and u have the recipe for the best sleep ever<3

Jim and phil are changing the oil in jim’s car. jim is trying to remember all the actions involved in changing the oil. phil is trying to remember the first time he ever changed the oil in his car. jim is trying to recall a memory and phil is trying to recall a(n) memory.

As you sit in the library with your friend studying for your weekly quiz on the integumentary system, you come upon an article about the hazards of prolonged exposure to the sun's rays. your curious nature leads you to research the subject further. you're fascinated to learn that minimal exposure to the sun allows you skin to manufacture vitamin d, which is important to maintain homeostasis. you also read that although sunscreen can protect you from the ultraviolet (uv) rays of the sun, some medications can actually increase a person's sensitivity to the sunlight.

Um yea this might be weird to say up here but me and my girl got freaky and shoved a bottle up my but thole and now is stuck. so what do i do?