Tell me some funny jokes please, im lonely

Asoccer mom is driving her 75 year old grandmother and her 9 year old daughter home after the game. the grandmother and daughter were both in the back seat and both were wearing their seat belts. a car ran a red light in front of them, causing them to t-bone that car on the passenger side. fortunately there were no serious injuries, but the grandmother did sustain several rib fractures. the mother, daughter and driver of the at-fault car were shaken up but unhurt. what are some possible reasons that the grandmother sustained rib fractures while the other victims did not?

Which of the following supports the argument that viruses are nonliving? a) they are not cellular.b) their dna does not encode proteins.c) they have rna rather than dna.d) they do not evolve.

Which of the following statements describes the lysogenic cycle of lambda (λ) phage? a) after infection, the viral genes immediately turn the host cell into a lambda-producing factory, and the host cell then lyses.b) most of the prophage genes are activated by the product of a particular prophage gene.c) the phage genome replicates along with the host genome.d) the phage dna is copied and exits the cell as a phage.