My friends and I decided to try a new ride on the GI tract. I am Taco Corn Chip. They are Meat and Cheese. We paid admission to Ms. Lips, who looked good enough to kiss then entered the GI tract. Standing in the big_cavity, all around us were strange white things. They really looked like mad scientists in long white coats. We were the juicy specimens. Just then the thick-muscled _platform started to move, pushing us up and down toward the white things, which bit and tore at us like angry _. Next, I was squirted with salivary amylase, which came at me through a thin tube then began to get gooey. I grabbed my friends, who also looked gooey then we started moving further back in this cavity. “Wait!” someone shouted, “grab your rain gear off the _rack, which hangs down from the roof at the rear of the buccal.”

Now, we are going down the roller coaster called_and find ourselves at this strange door marked_. It slowly opened then we go inside. This _room is even stranger. The walls are all draped in_folds. Upon our arrival, we take a bath using_. We can now proceed since we are all cleaned up. My friend Meat is hit with_ , which has him singing, “I am a peppy little _and _”. Cheese is getting softened up. A big voice announces, “You are no longer who you once were. Your name is now _.” “Who cares,” I think, “just get me out of here.” A big tidal wave called_ hits just then, pushing us through the exit marked_ .

Now, I am really scared because this tube goes on forever. We are in the first part of it, the_. I look around and see a slit-like opening. Look! Cheese is standing right behind me and gets a big squirt of_all over him. He is starting to come apart. At this point, we are being hit with all sorts of stuff that breaks us up into strange parts. I transform into_. Meat is an___and Cheese is and_. What will become of us? We get pushed again into the next part of the tunnel, the _, and our fate is sealed. Awaiting us like a welcome mat are many little fingers called___. They are now walking right through us, picking us apart. “Good-bye my friends,” I shout, as we get sucked up.

There were some pieces of us leftover. They were just shoved into a bigger tunnel, the_, where they were dried out then dumped out through the___.

RING That’s my alarm clock. Oh, what a nightmare. I should not have stayed up so late studying for my GI test and stuffing myself with tacos and pizza.