Funny 13 year old jokes
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because...
Health, 19.02.2021 23:30 marioagundis09
Funny 13 year old jokes
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
A lot of people cry when they cut an onion. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
Q. How do you drown a Hipster?
A. In the mainstream.
Q. People are always telling me to live my dreams.
A. But I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for.
Q. Why do wrappers need umbrellas?
A. Fo’ drizzle.
Q. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I don’t know, and I don’t care.
Q. What did one DNA strand say to the other?
A. Does my bum look big in these genes?
Q. What did the grape say when he was pinched?
A. Nothing, he gave a little wine.
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I thought my neighbours were lovely people. Then they went and put a password on their wi-fi.
Two years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, and today I asked her to marry me. She said no on both occasions.
A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He said, "Call for backup.”
I've just opened a new restaurant called Karma. There's no menu, we just give you what you deserve.
My boss told me yesterday, “You shouldn't dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”.
But when I turned up today in Ghostbusters clothes, he said I was fired.
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