They say an apple a day keeps the doctors away but i have been eating apples everyday since 03 so why in the hell have i been in this hospital for 2 weeks now it makes no sense, doctors left and right i feel an invasion of my privacy they said i got siffules or however you spell it but anyway eating apples doesnt keep the doctors away

exposure to hazardous carcinogens and toxic substances can cause breathing problems, such as copd and various types of cancer. it also increases the risk of heart attacks and strokes and has serious (but no less unattractive) side effects, such as aging, yellow teeth, a terrible smell and damage to the vocal cords.

doing something can distress you in any way you can