fun fact: did you know that you are born with cancer and it is not activated until you put something in your body to activate it

wow really!?

Explanation:

OHH WELL WELL I DIDNT KNOW

Explanation:

THANKS FOR THE FACT

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the examples that saki used to represent satire through situational irony are options two (2) and five (5) inasmuch as the wolf thought that looking for a girl in the bushes could be as easy as hunting little pigs at the park, but it took him so much time to find the girl if it had not been not for a silly mistake. also, bertha would have survived to the wolf's hunt if she had not won those medals for goodness, which at the end they were what got her killed by making noise, so winning medals of goodness was not so good achievement, after all.

what excerpt? i would generally think a.