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thought for the day there's one thing that grinds my gears more than anything else rudeness. whenever i see someone dropping a sweet wrapper on the floor, i want to perform a citizen's arrest for littering; whenever a driver cuts me up, i want an officer on hand to haul them off in cuffs; and whenever i receive an email without a proper greeting or sign off, i wan to be able to zap the sender with so mch spam that their inbox will melt! you might think me harsh, but to misquote shakespeare 'to be cruel is to be kind.' indeed, the punishmen must fit the crie that's the only way we'll be able to change these people's habits. so whenever you're about to scoff your snacks, pul out into traffic or cllick send; pause or a moment and remember the age old maxim manners maketh man.