Which of the following describes the purpose of this article?

late on the evening of january 27th, twenty-seven watermelons were tossed at the side of edmund spenser's east-side home. spenser, a candidate for mayor, has decided to press charges against the watermelon launchers when they are found. this illustrates his desire to uphold law and order in the city. this is precisely the kind of mayor this community could use.

to describe events that occurred on january 27th
to convince the audience to vote for edmund spenser
to convince the audience that watermelon launching is disruptive
to entertain the audience with a humorous story about watermelon launching

Compare how this myth is portrayed in the painting and in the text. is the mood similar or different? how do the painter and the author create these moods

In the myth of demeter persephone and hades what happens when demeter learns that her daughter has been kidnapped

Read the excerpt from infinite jest 'my application's not bought," i am telling them, calling into the darkness of the red cave that opens out before closed eyes. 'tam not just a boy who plays tennis. i have an intricate history. experiences and feelings. i'm complex. "read,' i say. 'i study and read. i bet i've read everything you've read. don't think i haven't. i consume libraries. i wear out spines and rom-drives. i do things like get in a taxi and say, "the library, and step on it." my instincts concerning syntax and mechanics are better than your own, i can tell, with due respect. the theme suggested by the excerpt is about a. being understood b. the value of education c. wisdom versus foolishness d. learning responsibility