Which of the following BEST matches this quote in terms of style and literary device? "I am a zero on the rez."

•"But that makes the whole thing sound weirdo and funny, like my brain was a giant French Fry..."
•"I think the world is a series of broken dreams and floods, and my cartoons are tiny little lifeboats."
•"I get headaches because my eyes are, like, enemies, you know, like they used to be married to each other but now hate each other's guts."
•"He is long and lean and strong like a snake. His heart is as strong and mean as a snake, too."