Ihave to write a 500 paragraph essay about myself. what should i write and say?

Talk about yourself, no one knows you better than you. Start with introducing yourself, then talk about some of your hobbies. 

You can start by introducing yourself. Your name, your birthday, or any basic information about yourself. Then you can write about an unforgettable experience you would like to share or that changed your perspective or changed something about you. Thank you for posting your question. I hope that this answer helped you. Let me know if you need more help. 

Hi there,this is a weird question, but any how here is the answer: i am from australia, and the quality of life is pretty good.  hope this : )

Pain , nausia , pstd , mood swings , involutary movement . all that