It happened at about nine-o-clock last night. i'd just come home from the movies. ad my car approached the house, i saw a shadowy figure moving among the bushes in my front yard. i was terrified i stayed in the car all night. i must've dozed off at around 4 in the morning. when i woke up it was about 9 in the morning. all the traffic going to work must have woken me. i started up the car and drove it into my garage.

why is this story not true?