I think my smile is the most important thing in my life. Because without it. I can't hide the sadness and pain that I feel.

O I guess you are sad

Do you want me to make you laugh???

Bunch of Jokes will Definitely work

What do you call a hippie's wife? A Mississippi!

What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick? Put it on my bill!

I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!

Where did the computer go dancing? The disc-o!

What do bees do if they need a ride? Wait at the buzz stop!

What do you give to a sick lemon? Lemon aid!

What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain? Hi Cliff!

What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A chipmunk!

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!

Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!

Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine? It was about a weak back!

I just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie!

What do you call a dangerous sun shower? A rain of terror!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they've bagels!

What do you call a farm that makes bad jokes? Corny!

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What streets to ghosts haunt? Dead ends!

What do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!

What kind of dogs love car racing? Lap dogs!

What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent? "Show me the honey!"

What do you call birds who stick together? Vel-crows.

Today I gave my dead batteries away. They were free of charge.

I'm sorry, well, with  me back, i hope you feel better.

Explanation:

1. read the following excerpt from franklin d. roosevelt's "fireside chat 19":

on the other side of the picture, we must learn also to know that guerilla warfare against the germans in, let us say serbia or norway, us; that a successful russian offensive against the germans us; and that british successes on land or sea in any part of the world strengthen our hands.

remember always that germany and italy, regardless of any formal declaration of war, consider themselves at war with the united states at this moment just as much as they consider themselves at war with britain or russia. and germany puts all the other republics of the americas into the same category of enemies. the people of our sister republics of this hemisphere can be honored by that fact.  

the true goal we seek is far above and beyond the ugly field of battle. when we resort to force, as now we must, we are determined that this force shall be directed toward ultimate good as well as against immediate evil. we americans are not destroyers — we are builders.

analyze the effectiveness of this excerpt. how does it function within the speech as a whole? how does the structure of the excerpt to convey the speech's purpose and key points? support your argument with evidence from the speech. (10 points)

summer because you get to tan and wear cooler clothes and go to the beach