This one goes out to all my chaps and chapettes with a fat trust fund My name’s Tarquin I went to this school
Where you’ll find the girls, they think they’re really cool
Everyone’s rich, everyone’s posh
I reckon you’ll find they all say ‘gosh’
Everyone has MacBook pros, iPhone 11s – what are those?
Everyone asks: ‘Tarquin what kind of school do you go to?’ and I would just say
You’re at a private school
The posh version of education
There’s nothing you can’t flex
You’re at a private school
We live off daddy’s money
There’s nothing we can’t buy
We all vote conservative conservative conservative