Whats you favorite dad joke

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?

Explanation:

A cactus has p r i c k s on the outside

the answer:

in the first part of the story running is all that matters to squeaky. running gives her confidence and defines who she is. at the beginning of the story she says that other kids call her mercury because she runs very fast. in the text she refers to herself as "miss quicksilver".

the line that provides the best evidence that squeaky has self-confidence is

" and i continue with my breathing exercise, strolling down broadway toward the ice cream man on 145th with not a care in the world cause i am miss quicksilver herself".