Choose an article from the Onion, about which to write an analysis essay. Use at least two of the satirical rhetorical strategies you have learned. Remember to cite your source and your article! As you write, remember that essays will be graded with a six-point rubric based on the AP* nine-point scale. Can someone please help me and write this essay

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question 1: d) the old man continued, "in the long run, what people think about shepherds and bakers becomes more important for them than their own destinies.'"

question 2: d) by providing a different perspective and encouraging the englishman to never give up, the boy him to discover the alchemist.

question 3: c) the stones he gave santiago the boy to recognize omens, which will him on his journey to find his personal legend.

question 4: d) when the englishman wants to quit, santiago doesn’t allow the englishman to give up.

question 5: a) by instructing the englishman to go and try, the englishman is motivated to continue on his journey toward his personal legend.

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