Tell me something funny. Free points

I scared my sister walking in the door today and she threw her ginger bread house and it busted all over the floor

Explanation:

I once argued with myself about losing my water bottle, and it was in my room the whole time- I didn't even apologize to myself- Rude-

Explanation:

:P

in "people in peace, not profit and war" chrisholm uses inductive reasoning for her argument against defense spending by stating that the new administration, like most americans, wanted to invest in social objectives, so they must not want to prioritize defense spending. mr. nixon said "we can delay no longer in launching new approaches to the problem that beset them", but chrisholm points out that the programs were delayed anyways.