You can't be uglee and not have a sense of humor...pick one

sense of humor

Explanation:

I would like to know what you're trying to ask about related to the English subject.

Please clarify what this means and if this is a question.

third person

explanation:

note the usage of names and pronouns, "james" & "the old man". this alone can confirm it as third person, as first person uses "i" and the like, while second person uses "you" and the like.

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wood chucks can't chuck wood so no wood