Bakugo: Boom boom boom boom Galaxy: I want you in my room
Galactic: And we can spend the night together
Shoto: Lets go and kill Endeavor
Deku: Todoroki-kun no!
Bakugo: Todoroki-kun yes!

i am in love with this btw

Explanation:

Kirishima: So violent... you can't just kill the new Symbol of Peace- All Might: beAt hIs A-S yoUnG ShoTo

Explanation:

The Smurfs: *grabs forks and matches* LeT'S geT hIM

Elmo: Elmo loves fire!

Thomas the train: *carries the body away*

Shrek: gEt thIs b-Tch Out My SwaMP

Donkey: I'm making waffles

Shaggy and Scooby: Did soemone say waffles?

Donkey: I did!

Shrek: ShUt Up DonKeY

dick

explanation:

paine is arguying that they had tried everything before coming to the conclusion that they needed to fight for their freedom.

argument: "every quiet method for peace hath been ineffectual."

claim 1: "our prayers have been rejected with disdain; and only tended to convince us, that nothing flatters vanity, or confirms obstinacy in kings more than repeated petitioning and nothing hath contributed more than that very measure to make the kings of europe absolute."

claim 2: "wherefore, since nothing but blows will do, for god’s sake, let us come to a final separation, and not leave the next generation to be cutting throats, under the violated unmeaning names of parent and child."