5. As the holiday season ended, Bertha Berger struggled to put on her blue jeans. They seemed much tighter than usual, so she stepped on the bathroom scale and received the bad news.
She had never seen such a high number on the little scale, so she resolved to change. That day
she threw out all the junk food in her fridge and went grocery shopping. Determined to lose
weight, she bought low-fat versions of all her favorite foods. She had a low-sodium bacon
sandwich with a diet soda for lunch. The sandwich contained over 1,200 calories but had very
little salt. For dinner she ate two turkey burgers with reduced-fat cheese. Though she had
consumed over 2,000 calories, Bertha felt like she deserved a reward. So for dessert she ate
two low-calorie ice-cream sandwiches. And before bed she ate a bag of baked potato chips,
which are healthier than normal chips. She dipped them in low-fat cream cheese. Bertha had
consumed around 6,500 calories that day, but she felt skinny. When she woke up the next
morning, she stepped on the scale. She couldn't wait to see how successful her diet had been.
Which type of irony is used?
State the reason for your response.

1. read the following excerpt from franklin d. roosevelt's "fireside chat 19":

on the other side of the picture, we must learn also to know that guerilla warfare against the germans in, let us say serbia or norway, us; that a successful russian offensive against the germans us; and that british successes on land or sea in any part of the world strengthen our hands.

remember always that germany and italy, regardless of any formal declaration of war, consider themselves at war with the united states at this moment just as much as they consider themselves at war with britain or russia. and germany puts all the other republics of the americas into the same category of enemies. the people of our sister republics of this hemisphere can be honored by that fact.  

the true goal we seek is far above and beyond the ugly field of battle. when we resort to force, as now we must, we are determined that this force shall be directed toward ultimate good as well as against immediate evil. we americans are not destroyers — we are builders.

analyze the effectiveness of this excerpt. how does it function within the speech as a whole? how does the structure of the excerpt to convey the speech's purpose and key points? support your argument with evidence from the speech. (10 points)

explanation:

i dont know what the answer so im making you laugh here's ya joke lol

explanation:

you only need simple sentences to answer this. just answer these questions.

what do you think annie thinks of the mother? do you think annie believes the mother is a fit mother for helen.

what about the father? what would annie think of him? she might not like him, but does she respect him.

how about the son? would annie think he is the only voice of sanity in an insane place?

what about helen herself? this is the key question. how does she see helen? what do you suppose she thought her first job was going to be.

these aren't hard questions. just state the obvious. annie is not that well educated: she just knows what she has to do. write it that way.

you can do it if you've read the book or seen the play or movie.