What excuses/reasons for being absent for 3 days straights in school ( I don’t wanna go bcs we have presentation I haven’t done it what to do)

family member has gone away

no, i never do because that’s not the reason for what i speak to or of.

i am a strong (insert gender here) my father and his brother were to, they were killed not by the cold, not by the bears or wolves that roam our streets at night, but by the   bolsheviks. we must stand up and fight communism or we all end up dead, starved dehydrated, enslaved. the time is now we must fight. lenin is a dangerous man but he can be stopped. so my comrades we shall siege there weapons tonight on ward. (rides away with ak(not invented yet) and sword in hand while on bear into snowstorm)