A little girl kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to her. How is this possible? It’s called gravity. She kicked it up.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
What is always coming, but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
What was the President’s name in 1992?
The same as it is today.
What word would you use to describe a man who does not have all his fingers on one hand?
Normal, because people usually have half their fingers on one hand.
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Incorrectly.
What do an island and the letter “t” have in common?
They are both in the middle of water.
What can be broken, but is never held?
A promise.
What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?
Your cellphone.
I’m so fragile that if you say my name, you’ll break me. What am I? If you are JungKookLuver or JguzmanStarInSkyMKX or one of my friends you get the points for free!