Whoever answers with the funniest joke gets a

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Joke: You know you can't sleep in my class.

Response: I know. But if you were just a little quieter, I could.

Joke: On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What is your name?" The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling." The teacher said, "Are you kidding? The student said, "No Kidding is my brother. I am Joking."

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I am wierd.

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I know mine is ot funny, but it's the only one I know.

Explanation:

*Knock Knock*

*Who's There?*

*Lettuce*

*Lettuce Who?*

*LETTUCE IN IT'S COLD OUTSIDE*

the purpose of a nonfiction text is to give the text a rap up. for example, when i say : frogs are interesting animals is an ending. then when i say: frogs are unique in different ways. that is an intro.