Crunch Rocks Cereal Advertisement Hey kids! I want to tell you about a new cereal straight from the rock piles of Georgia called âCrunch Rocks.â This cereal is crushed by the greasy care of sweaty, sledge-hammering Georgia miners. Each solid stone is carefully selected by the best-behaving criminals in the state and then pulverized into tiny kernels of gravel-like goodness to fill your cereal bowl. With âCrunch Rocks,â you donât have to worry about cavities because you wonât have any teeth! The rock pebbles of Crunch of Rocks will destroy them so you have nothing left in your mouth but bleeding gums. You wonât have to waste your time morning and night brushing and flossing, or ever smile for the camera again. âCrunch of Rocksâ is filled with tasty, hard center of delicious fiber and iron. Its multi-mineral composition will rough up your esophagus and then tear through your intestines. While Georgia isnât the Sunshine State, the rocks in âCrunch Rocksâ have spent centuries baking in the sunlight and are a great source of Vitamin D. Be sure to place âCrunch Rocksâ at the bottom of your grocery bad so it doesnât smash your eggs and bread. âCrunch Rocksâ can also be sued to line your fishbowl or fill potholes in your driveway. The purpose of this passage is to: a. Entertain the reader with a silly cereal ad b. To tell people that eating rocks is bad for you c. To sell rocks as a new cereal product d. To persuade readers that taking care of your teeth isnât important
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