I need a 9th grade Shakespearean sonnet poem

Which sentence is correct? laura lent me her copy of cooking weekly so i could use a recipe. i enjoy doing crossword puzzles from the new york times. herman melville wrote the novel “moby d i ck.” maggie loves to read the smithsonian magazine.

Who knows how to give brainliest? will give 20 points and of course brainliest!

Based on this work of satire, what is most likely the authors opinion?