It's 5 am and your stomach starts to growl. you wonder what time you last ate and realize it had been hours since your last meal. you grab your pink-cased iphone and search up places to eat. you come across a strange place called 'taco bell' you click it and take a peek at the menu. your fingers swipe across the screen as you read, your mouth waters. you reach into your bag and grab your wallet and car keys and hit the road. your halfway through your ride when you realize how badly you need to poopoo. you look around swiftly for a restroom or a gas station but realize your on the highway. you sit in silence praying you dont poopoo on your car seats.

15 minutes

you now need to poopoo harder than ever. you see taco bell in the distance and make a sharp turn pulling into the drive way. you quickly park and run, clenching thy' but cheeks. you waddle into the building and pop a squat. "yes! " you groan in agony. three massive turds plop into the bowl. feeling satisfied and content, you order three big macs and drive back home.

the end!