1. when does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
2. if a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
3. if you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver’s license?
4. if god sneezes, what should you say?
5. is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire?
6. if a bunch of cats jumps on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
7. if a baby’s leg pops out at 11: 59 pm but his head doesn’t come out until 12: 01, which day was he born on?
8. do jewish vampires still avoid crosses?
9. if a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk?
10. in the song yankee doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather “macaroni”?
11. is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
12. if vampires can’t see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat?
13. if ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?
14. is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
15. why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
16. when atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
17. is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
18. if a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
19. how can something be “new” and “improved”? if it’s new, what was it improving on?
20. why do they sterilize lethal injections?