Given this excerpt's tone toward the book a boy at war thus far, how
would you expect the review to end?

"get off of your lazy bum and come running with me or i'm dumping this pitcher of water on u " u say with a smile. she thinks your joking so she ignores you about 10 seconds later shes screaming wile water is dripping everywhere you say "here comes the second one! " then you here her say okay, your such a j e r k ! ill be ready in 5 put the pitcher down " she say in an angry tone. and you smile in victory

good enough?

hello and welcome to the town of river dale. if you come to river-dale trust me you wouldn't want to leave.