Can someone write me a school appropriate sonnet? for 50 points

She, I'll swear, hath corns. Am I come near ye now?—. Welcome, gentlemen! I have seen the day. 20That I have worn a visor and could tell. A whispering tale in a fair lady's ear. Such as would please. 'Tis gone, 'tis ...

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She, I'll swear, hath corns. Am I come near ye now?—. Welcome, gentlemen! I have seen the day. 20That I have worn a visor and could tell. A whispering tale in a fair lady's ear. Such as would please. 'Tis gone, 'tis ...

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to whom may it may concern;

i have recently ordered a product from your online shop. the shipping details read that my order would be delivered by the 8th of december, whereas it was delivered the 13th. i needed the package for a christmas exchange. 

since i paid for overnight shipping, but did not receive the package in the time allotted, i am kindly asking for a refund. the product was just perfect, but i do not believe i should have to pay for a quick shipping if it came late.

you for your time, i hope to hear from you soon.

sincerely,

john smith