Insulted yet? most people get harassed by telemarketers, so for your warmup question, you’re going to design (pseudocode) and write (source code) a program that generates (clean) insults at random. the program must have a function that takes in the name of a person and prints out an insult directed to them. further, the program should ask if the person has had enough insults and continue until they type "yes". your code must have at least five different kinds of insults. any profanity receives an automatic grade of 0. if you don’t recognize these insults, shame on you! see appendix for language-specific

The force on a cutting tool are 2600n vertically downward and 2100 horizontal. determine the resultant force acting on the tool and the angle at which it acts.

Aloaded platform of total mass 500 kg is supported by a dashpot and by a set of springs of effective stiffness 72 kn/m. it is observed that when the platform is depressed through a distance x = 12.5 cm below its equilibrium position and then released without any initial velocity; it reaches its equilibrium position in the shortest possible time without overshoot. find the position and velocity of the loaded platform 0.10 sec. after its release. if a further load of 400 kg is added to the platform, find, i) the frequency of damped vibrations, and i) the amplitude of vibration after 2 complete oscillations, given that the initial amplitude is 15 cm.

Abrake has a normal braking torque of 2.8 kip in and heat-dissipating cast-iron surfaces whose mass is 40 lbm. suppose a load is brought to rest in 8.0 s from an initial angular speed of 1600 rev/min using the normal braking torque; estimate the temperature rise of the heat dissipating surfaces.