Someone make me laugh im so bored, pleas

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.

Explanation:

aha dad jokes... heres a couple more

What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”

You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.

im slowly losing my mind

some have built technology like spoofed call blockers into their networks, so there's nothing you would even have to install.

this happens because the number is known for scamming, they don't want it to me known as "scam likely." perhaps it's just a telemarketer. maybe it's an identity thief. it might even be a scam artist.  

either way, "scam likely" is probably not an old friend whose number you forgot that you saved. it's your wireless carrier's way of letting you know: answer at your own risk.

explanation:

to combat the seemingly rising epidemic of spam callers in the u.s., the nation's four major wireless carriers have been trying out new methods to reduce the number of unsolicited calls americans receive each day.

some have built technology like spoofed call blockers into their networks, so there's nothing you would even have to install.

hope this . mark me brainliest.