MAkE mE lAuGh PeSeAnTs (im just kidding u are my children :

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened

oka!

Explanation:

Friend: I wanna go to Bora Bora!

Me: Man, i wanna go, but i'm pora pora.

if you do not file your taxes you will not have a job, and you credit rate will go down.

it's actually a very difficult task, due to not many people can make 2 million dollars in 2 years. besides that, to the not-so-realistic ideas, you can create a business. it could be practically anything, but make it into a business that isn't that known yet, you get me? also, lets not forget about stock market. that's where all the good stuff happens. use investments at the beginning and begin to raise up your business or whatever you're going to do. as this is a very non-realistic idea, it's still worth the shot!