I was babysitting this baby and he pooped on my chin while I was holding him up, and I sort of threw him out of my window, what do I tell his mother???

linnaeus is the father of taxonomy

explanation:

which is the system of classifying and naming organisms. one of his contributions was the development of a hierarchical system of classification of nature. today, this system includes eight taxa: domain, kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, and species.

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it's made from mineral oil