I need 3 sassy quotes or thing you would say to your friend or enemy

Enemy- Mirrors cant talk and lucky for you they cant laugh either. If someone calls you boring say- Yeah? Well what makes you so exciting.  Did you fall from heaven, because so did satin.

I don't know what to say to a friend though....

P.S. im gonna put some picture in here too!  

Iv had a lot of arguments and iv won 90% of them!

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-has naturalistic color-has neutral colors-has color harmony-has variations of colors with shading and reflections(charing cross bridge by andré derain; the copper drinking fountain by jean-baptiste-siméon chardin)the copper drinking fountain by jean-baptiste-siméon chardinchardin and derain used color differently in these paintings.which painting has these characteristics? -has fauve color-has monochromatic colors-has intense, unnatural color-has pure color with no shading(charing cross bridge by andré derain; the copper drinking fountain by jean-baptiste-siméon chardin)charing cross bridge by andré derain